Pineapple Express Strain

What do you get when you cross the Train wreck and Hawaiian strains? We’ll give you a hint. It’s the name of that famous weed smoking movie with James Franco and Seth Rogen. If you said Pineapple Express, well then you’ve won today’s Bonus Round!  Congratulations on being introduced to the world famous Pineapple Express Strain.

Known for being an extremely uplifting sativa, it’s no wonder patients tend to use the Pineapple Express Strain as a day time smoke. It’s invigorating high could leave you tossing and turning when all you want to do is get a good nights sleep. It’s cerebral effects are often coupled with a mild body buzz that leaves patients with an overall great sense of being.

Who doesn’t enjoy a buzz that feels like a magic carpet ride across the milky way. While you may think that, there is no way that the Pineapple Express strain smells or tastes like pineapple, you’re going to be pleasantly surprised. While they may be light hints of pineapple, the taste itself will have you thinking you just smoked fruit salad.

While you may not have smoked a literal fruit salad, you might have the urge to eat an entire one after. For those who are looking to use Pineapple Express as a strictly medicinal strain, will greatly benefit from it’s energetic effects to rid fatigue. Not only will you receive a boost of energy, this strain is great at combating the effects of chronic pain and nausea, while assisting those who are struggling to find an appetite. Don’t let the name fool you, this strain isn’t all jokes, but it will leave you laughing like a damn hyena!

Flavors: Pineapple, Sweet, Citrus

Effects: Happy, Uplifted, Relaxed, Euphoric, Energetic

Medical Benefits: Stress, Depression, Pain, Fatigue, Lack of Appetite

15 reviews for Pineapple Express Strain

  1. Isaac

    The dopest dope I’ve ever smoked.
    I’ll smoke it every day lol

  2. Ian

    Makes me feel like a slab of butter on a big ol pile of flapjacks!
    And not forgetting the good customer service and a fast delivery as said

  3. Ivan

    Great strain to use at any time. Remedy’s symptoms from a handful of mental conditions, just like its made to do. Anybody living with mental stress should try this strain, in order to be able to calm down the body and nervous system but also stimulate the mind enough that focusing isn’t as hard as after using a heavy indica for relaxation.

  4. Israel

    “Hands down, the dopest dope I’ve ever smoked.” This strain will have you feeling energetic, happy, and ready to get active. The batch that I tried reminded me of the smell of Mini Wheats, and I really enjoyed it. If you get a chance to try this rare breed, I’d highly recommend it. Cheers!

  5. Hailey

    Ermahgerd I absolutely love this strain. It makes me so happy and I literally get so much housework done. I can accomplish anything on Pineapple Express while still enjoying a nice head high and the giggles. I get very talkative on this strain and come up with some genius ideas and am able to think about things in a new light. Almost like being able to think freely without the stresses of life taking over. Love it!

  6. Isaiah

    Incredible. Makes life seem so much better. One of the best strains for depression in my mind. The high is quite psychadelic, and really enhances things like music and movies. Great to have with friends. If you try this on your first time you will love cannabis forever.

  7. Isabella

    I suffer from a panic disorder that, recently, has been disrupting my day to day life despite the fact I’ve been regularly taking prescription medication for the past two years. I was distressed and unwilling to up my intake of the meds for fear of the side-effects, so my boyfriend recommended cannabis as an alternative. After trying multiple strains with mixed results, this beauty took the gold. No anxiety spikes, no reality disconnection, and (as an unexpected bonus) better sex. If anyone has similar issues and hasn’t tried Pineapple Express, I highly reccomend it!

  8. Imani

    Despite the many comments saying that it is a great day time high, I think it has been overlooked as a bud to smoke at night. Pineapple Express is such a happy weed. I cannot help but laugh every time I look at a friend. It makes music terrific. Smoked a little bit and my scalp feels tingly. Whooooo!!1

  9. Ivy

    Forget the movie, this strain deserves much more. By far my favorite strain I’ve ever smoked, the bud I got from DANK was incredible. Beautiful clusters of flowery buds pretty light compared to other strains. I used a pipe and ripped off about 3 bowls. Totally took away any pain or my PTSD symptoms, i was surprised that a hybrid worked with PTSD, I usually only have luck with indicas. The high was really nice, i was able to go to work and function but still maintain a very enjoyable high. Just try it you will love it.

  10. Jack

    just got a gram of this stuff immidiete mood boost….I know I walked here but I’m not sure how to find my way back home

  11. Isla

    This is my first experience with pineapple express and i highly recomend this to anyone who loves an amazingly euphoric sativa. The smell and taste are untouchable and the high is so euphoric and your mind and body are at peace

  12. Iris

    Great potent strain, pungent fruity smell. Hard buds … happy high, laughing free spirited and joyful. This is a true sativa that I would dream about growing. Wish I could run through a field in August with tall Pineapple Express plants … no part of this bud should be wasted save the stems and leaves and throw them in with the cookie recipe … don’t let any part of this one go to waste.

  13. Joy

    This weed leaves your mind feeling super spacey and unfocused. However it leaves your body feeling perfect/euphoric and ready to take on the day. Great weed for a summer day at the beach or something. Go out and have fun with this weed, but don’t do anything that requires your focus. BTW taste is unbelievably good with its pineapple flavor. Always highly potent. 4.5/5

  14. Josephine

    “It’s almost a shame to smoke it. It’s like killing a unicorn… with, like, a bomb” 🍍🚂

  15. Jasmine

    made cannabutter with with 3/4 oz of pineapple express. mixed up a hot buttered rum(cashew milk, honey, kraken rum, and a tbs of canabutter) had an extremely chill high for about 6 hours.

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