Grape Ape Strain
This ain’t your ordinary funky monkey, welcome to the Grape Ape Strain! From the legendary growers at Barney’s Farm and Apothecary Genetics, Grape Ape is a hard hitting indica. Bred from the Mendocino Purps strain, it’s flavour profiles are really what sets it apart. Most notably, users find the grape flavour is easily one of the best tasting grape based strains available on the market! This is no surprise as both growers are known to place the upmost importance on terpene and flavour profile. While the flavour profile is truly incredible, it isn’t the only thing that sets it apart from the rest of the pack.
While Grape Ape takes a lot of it’s flavour profile from the Mendocino Purps Strain, it’s also a cross from a landrace Afghani strain. Which one is unclear, as it’s secrets are being guarded tighter than Kawhi Leonard on defense. Who can blame them, when you have a secret recipe for success, giving it away usually isn’t the first thought. But what we do know for sure is that the great people from Barney’s and Apothecary have blessed us with magic in plant form.
As far as medicinal benefits go, this strain has numerous of them. Due to it’s heavy indica profile, patients will find that they’ll have no trouble falling asleep. Not only will it curb insomnia, you can bet that chronic pain can and will be taken care of. If you’re also looking to take care of some pesky stomach issues and nausea, the grape ape strain has got you covered. New users of cannabis should take their time with this strain, as more than a few puffs could leave them floored and “couch locked”
Flavours: Grape, Sweet, Earthy
Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Happy, Euphoric, Hungry
Medical Benefits: Insomnia, Pain, Stress, Depression, Headaches
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Benjamin –
Smells like a grape jolly rancher – feels like you’re an 800 pound gorilla. I never imagined knowing what that felt like but for some reason I just felt really big. My hand didn’t look bigger but it certainly felt huge. I’m a seasoned smoker (vaporizer) and have never felt anything quite like it.
Christopher –
As someone that suffers from severe anxiety this strains was awesome. It’s very very sedating and relaxing but you can easily concentrate. The taste was shitty but the actual high was really nice , music sounded great and I slept like a baby with no panic.
Charles –
I happened upon grape ape during a month long panic attack that was relentless. The only anxiety relief and the only time I could eat more than half a cracker was when I smoked the grape ape. After three hits I could feel a wave wash over me. When you are in a dark anxiety/ depression induced place and get any form of instant relief, it’s a god send. Better than Xanax. Perfect anxiety drug.
Conor –
Grape ape whether in vape or bud is a pain knockout champion. A little adjustment here and there and all those tight joints and aching muscles just find there way. Can’t wait for bed tonight usually I toss and turn and em up and down but I can already feel tonight will be very restful.
Brandon –
This is probably my favorite purple weed of all time with its delicious thc covered pure purple buds with a dank smell and an amazing grape flavor and uncomparable purp high that is a mellow indica and is actually quite cerebral, its just nice. great for car trips. 4/5
Chloe –
Oh the hunger…you will eat. Everything. That’s not always a bad thing, but be prepared for it. Very smooth high – feels like your body is melting into the couch. It leaves you happy and talkative before drifting to sleep.
Claire –
Another good sleep smoke. I like to hit this oil right before watching Dateline.
I’ll highly recommend this if you have problems in sleeping
Camila –
Oh my god, I can’t move lol
Carolina –
This shit makes me sleepy as fuck. And once i pass out and nap, i wake up still high af 😂 Its definitely a heavy strain in terms of the high, a little goes a long way with this. Perfect for those who are having trouble falling asleep.
Bryce –
Grape Ape will make you zzzzzz. I have a hard time sleeping, which makes this strain a blessing. Plus, it makes everything so… I don’t know, pleasant… that I actually look forward to falling asleep.
Brady –
One of the strains that is all around great for what you need! The dense buds created by the growers made for an ultimate session with results!
Bella –
This is some powerful medicine. It has a strong grape scent, and a pretty decent grape taste too. When you break up the buds, the flakes look dark purple. Not just purple undertones, literally full on purple. Also, only a few hits out of a bowl gets you high for hours.
Brooklyn –
one of my all time favorite hits your body very fast and takes all my anxiety away along with some relief from bipolar depression. taste like earthy berry flavor that crave so much I had smoked it in flower
Brianna –
The buds were just beautiful. Nice big buds with a plethora of color and crysals that were excellently manicured. Smooth grape hinted smoke that u would come to expect from a strain named grape ape. Finally the high, very heavy body stone that makes pain just seem to disintegrate. However smoke to much and couch lock is a definite possibility. So newbies beware. Also excellent strain in my opinion for the relief of insomnia.
Bethany –
This is what I’ve been looking for, guaranteed couch-lock and relaxed evening. Perfect nighttime med for me. If there is a negative it didn’t seem to last more than an hour or two. I need to experiment with an edible to see if I can get five hrs out of it.
Brooks –
Nice thick fluffy buds with aromatic hint of sweet grape. Mellow high. I prefer strains that doesn’t leave me glued to the couch. Smooth with a sharp smack of sweet grape after exhale. Love this sticky flower!